Infertility: The Gift that Keeps on Giving...Period(s)

One of the fun ironies of infertility is that I still have to suffer cramps, bloating, breakouts, and general moodiness every month, and for what?! Oh, I suppose there are the hormonal benefits or whatever, but really it's a sort of beating a dead horse kind of thing. It's just irritating. Can I sign up for early menopause? It's the only part of aging to which I am actually looking forward.